tony & george search for an exit strategy

The UK has four of these, we only need four because they are crammed to the gunwales with TRIDENT nuclear missiles.
I know gunwales does does not apply to submarines, I just like the sound.
I thought I had misread the paper were tony blair has just decided to state that the UK needs a NEW nuclear missile program independent of the US.
This seems like madness on so many levels. The old ones have never been used and are probably fine. New ones will cost hundreds of billions and also will not be used. The nuclear non proliferation treaty still exists.
By far the worst is the possibility that our "special relationship'" with george will be ruined!
Suggesting that we wont play with him anymore , will leave us looking for a new best friend country.
The French are out for obvious reason that they hate us, ditto the Germans, the Irish are not reknowned for the military might, anyway they hate us, perhaps Norway, Spain?
Looks like tony may have to appologise to the Australians for sending them out there, and hope that aeroplane technology reduces International travel times by" a lot".
tony wants not to be thought of as that moron whom bullied his cabinet over weapons of mass destruction and followed george to Iraq, george and his new defence minister wants out of the same. Tony has bullied the cabinet again, THEY have to be held responsible THIS TIME!
Both men are headed to the golf course for the next thirty years.
speechless......