North American Style

This week I am working out what kind of vehicle is convertible and carry the surfboard, and this is it, the motoring press don`t like it so thats almost a done deal..

Killer

This poorly placed pillow stood very little possibility of persevering against a pillaging poodle....

three 53!

Its finally happened, I can now touch type faster than just using two fingers, easily offing thirty zombies under the two finger record of 3 mins 59 seconds..........

It may sound trivial but this is a new skill, and if you ever saw me put needles in people, dexterity is is just a long word....

Not much in the News

Not much in the news now that Halloween is over and nobody noticed All Saints Day.

The NFL played a game in "jolly old England" as they insisted on referring to it, the announcers being particularly pleased that it rained for the entire game.

The canadian dollar is now at 1.06 on the greenback and all of Canada will be shopping in the states for Christmas.

The touch typing is coming on giving me shooting pains in the forearms and neck, it should be like that right? This is typed with two fingers, as the record for a thirty zombie kill on "typing of the Dead" still stands at 3 minutes 59 seconds with two fingers and an impressive 4 minutes 58 with all ten of them....